Ok, so here’s the deal. I love the game Plants versus Zombies. It’s fun and silly. It also proves to me that the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse not only WILL happen, but that I will be better prepared than most and I will most likely survive to be one of the handsome, rugged and sexually alluring leaders of the resistance. You are welcome.
How can I be so sure? Several reason – I am apparently excellent with a Pea Shooting Plant that can kill a Zombie with 4 peas… we are talking sharpshooter status here. The rest of you just get behind me so I can kill.
Another reason is that I tend to be a positive person, but I still have a passionate edge. The heroes in Zombie movies always have that rough, cowboy like edge (like I do) and they still have time to have a pre-climax (in the storyline, perv) romp with the hot girl (or guy, in my case) before roughly and edgily killing all the Zombies. Sounds just like me, right?
Hmmmm. I think I need to work on my cowboy-like swagger a bit.